Porn Stars Invade Area 51: “Even the Aliens Said – Bro, Stop
Porn Stars Invade Area 51: “Even the Aliens Said – Bro, Stop!”😂🤣
After the AVN Awards wrapped up, the whole squad got drunk and declared:
“Enough with Area 51… We’re doing Area 69 tonight!”
New Plan: “Operation Sexy Abduction”
• The Women: Silver micro bikinis alien antenna headpieces.
War cry: “We are here to probe… your expectations!”
• The Men: Camouflage jockstraps glowing LED signs that read “Welcome Aliens”.
One star even renamed his signature move — “The Roswell Ride”.
On the way, they stopped on the Extraterrestrial Highway for a group selfie and captioned it:
“Going to meet our co-stars from another planet 😏”
The Scene at the Gate Was Wilder Than Any Movie
The security guard screamed into his microphone:
“Stop! This is a restricted area!”
Lead star (striking a pose):
“Restricted? Baby, we create restricted content!”
Then one star launched a drone and started a live strip tease.
The drone’s name? “Little Green Man Cam.”
Suddenly, a voice echoed from inside Area 51 (allegedly):
“Earthlings! We’ve been hiding for 70 years… and you’re doing a full show in 70 minutes?!”
The aliens called an emergency meeting:
• Alien 1: “What the hell are they doing?”
• Alien 2: “Looks like a new virus from Vegas.”
• Alien 3: “Bro, one of their performers is more flexible than us!”
Climax
When the military finally arrived, the entire team raised their hands and shouted:
“Don’t arrest us… let’s make a feature film! Title: ‘Close Encounters of the XXX Kind’”
The cops were rolling on the floor laughing:
“If we put you in jail, you’ll start a cabaret show there too!”
The Moral (and the Aftermath)
The stars eventually returned to Vegas and immediately launched a new project:
“Area 51 After Dark” — an 18 show where aliens are also welcome in the audience.
(Tickets clearly state: “Real aliens get 50% off”)
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